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Posted on 21.01

REVIEW BY: Jeffrey LongCOMPANY: New HorizonRUNTIME: 83 minsFORMAT: DVDPLOT: After the U.S. Government looses communication with a top secret plutonium facility out in the middle of the desert, they send in a team of technical specialists to find out what happened, but none of them are prepared for what they discover – surviving Carnosaurs from the events of the first movie had attacked and made the base their new nest.REVIEW: After I was finally able to see the first Carnosaur way back in 2001, after a life-long journey of trying to obtain it, I ended up having to wait even longer to see Carnosaur 2. See, the small town I was living in at the time, th
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Posted on 06.39

REVIEW BY: Jeffrey LongCOMPANY: The AsylumRUNTIME: 93 minsFORMAT: BluRayPLOT: Due to genetic altering, an escaped school of piranha fish are not only on a never-ending feeding frenzy but are also growing quite large, quite quickly, as they make their way to more populated areas.REVIEW: What can I say about Mega Piranha other then I loved it? It took me a bit by surprise as I thought every other 'Mega' movie by Asylum has so far been mediocre at best and didn't quite live up to the surrounding hype, so I wasn't expecting much from this one either. But by the time the credits started rolling, I was left staring at the screen in wonder at what I had just
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Posted on 12.20

REVIEW BY: Jeffrey LongCOMPANY: New HorizonRUNTIME: 83 minsFORMAT: Special Edition DVDPLOT: A mad scientist brings carnivorous dinosaurs back to life to set them loose on the world in a bid to destroy humanity and give the world back to the Dinosaurs. To help them along, she also unleashes a deadly dino-virus to infect the women half of humanity.REVIEW: There are many movies that solidify themselves into your mind as being associated with a particular time in your life. For me, one of those movies is Carnosaur. And the time of my life it always reminds me of? Grade 10 of High School when I first started getting into low budget B-movies. Actually, this
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Posted on 14.45

REVIEW BY: Jeffrey LongCOMPANY: The AsylumRUNTIME: 90 mins FORMAT: BluRay PLOT: In this prequel to the first movie, the robot invaders attack Earth in the present day, forcing a group of humans to band together and seek refuge as their planet falls. REVIEW: After having defeated the alien robot menace at the end of the first Transmorphers, there was only one direction to go for Transmorphers: Fall of Man – back in time. For this outing with the giant killer alien robots, instead of a full-on war movie like the first was, we get to see the original invasion that is talked about in the first movie, so it plays more as a global disaster movie then a w
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Posted on 16.51

REVIEW BY: Jeffrey Long COMPANY: The AsylumRUNTIME: 85 mins FORMAT: DVD PLOT: A race of alien robots have conquered Earth and forced humanity underground. After a few hundred years, a small group of humans develop a plan to defeat the mechanical invaders in the ultimate battle between man and machine. REVIEW: Even though The Asylum is very well-known for their small-budget rip-offs of big budget movies, Transmorphers is actually nothing at all like Transformers and is instead more like the future scenes from The Matrix or The Terminator. It takes place 400 years after an alien race of giant robots take over Earth, and the human resist
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Posted on 14.54
Here is the list of all the reviews that are on this blog, for easy access so you don't have to go back pages upon pages to see if I have a certain one. This will be updated every time a new review is posted, with a new author section every time a guest reviewer sends a review on in, which if you've seen a B-Movie and wish to do up a review (of any length) and send it on in as a freelance guest reviewer, then you can shoot an e-mail over to here with the heading of B-Movie Shelf Review and it would be my pleasure to post it. It could even be for one I already have reviewed myself, it doesn't really matter to me - the more content, the better!Jeffrey